COPS to the rescue.
Canadian Oppressed Public Servants, a non-profit organization run by a group of public service volunteers with support from Language Fairness National, recently infiltrated the e-mail lists of various public service employees in different branches of government to whine that bilingualism is a barrier to career advancement for unilingual Canadians. Their spam-mail also informed the public sector of a complaint CLF has filed with the Commissioner of Official Languages, which is currently under review.
Who are these guys kidding? Ottawa is a bilingual city. French is not going anywhere, and if you want to work here it's time to suck it up and learn to speak both languages.
The easiest and cheapest way to do this is to just submerge yourself in French culture and don't come out, ever. Or at least not until you can get by all right in most situations.
For those who tread the paved roads of officialdom, it gets a lot tougher - time and money are pretty big obstacles.
"Generally speaking, it takes about three to four months of full-time training to reach an intermediate level," says Sharon Craig, director at the National School of Languages in Ottawa. That's around 40 hours of language instruction.
Now, most schools charge around $40 per hour - for $1,600 total - and that's to get a basic level of French. Senior government positions require around 300 to 400 hours of instruction, or $12,000 worth.
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"It's an investment, no doubt," Craig says, "but put that into perspective. How much do people spend a year on fitness or recreation? People don't understand the value of learning another language and they don't want to put the money out."
Why should we have to in the first place? The Ontario public school system provides eight years of French. Shouldn't we all be fluent?
Craig says the public school method is too heavy on vocabulary, grammar and memorization.
"I think that's a crazy way to teach a language. The first thing you want to give a person at the end of the lesson is something useful. You want the student to be able to say something, to communicate, not just simply say, 'a chair' or 'a table.'"
Some might think the universities are a cheaper way to go, which they are. University of Ottawa's Second Language Institute has a 12-week course for $600, but you'd be learning grammar and communication with 20 to 27 other people.
Then there's the French K.I.S.S. way (mind out of the gutter). K.I.S.S. stands for "Keep it simple s'il vous plait." Local Robert Fontaine has spent 20 years building the program that focuses on a simple and fun approach to learning. It includes a half-day session, textbook, lessons on CD and unlimited e-mail support for $75 a month. Visit www.french-kiss.ca for more details.
For the Internet savvy, check out sites that offer chat rooms where you can practise French with other native speakers for free, such as www.mylanguageexchange.com. There's even an iPod download for the Rosetta Stone French program for $295 (U.S.).
Word of warning: At any school you go to, ask lots of questions about their methods, their textbooks, and teaching material.
Oh, and learn French when you're young. You'll save yourself a world of pain and cash. Just ask the cranky COPS people.
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